One-dimensional AND long-winded. Bonus.
If I'm going to work on a day like this, it's not going to be from my sofa.
Today is a Festival Work Day. In fact, every day between now and the fest will be a Festival Work Day.
New rule: I'm not approving anonymous comments. If you want to sit at the grownup table, you have to sign your name.Now c'mon. Pick a fight.